January 2011
31 posts
voyagebound asked: You're a very talented writer sarra chan!
bros before hos gets very confused when you're...
I know that this is something I should have predicted. I watched him do it to one of the nicest people on the planet and I am nowhere near that level of incredible. I heard him talk about dropping best friends, with years of history; what’s 5 months of friendship to someone like that? One month ago, I told someone at home about his darkness, his unintentional cruelties and incidental selfishness;...
I don't care what anyone says. A snuggie would be... →
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“This is an interval, a truce; it can’t last, we both know it, there have been...”
– from The Grave of the Famous Poet, Margaret Atwood
I find myself so easily in something that resembles love. When I think of this, I always imagine the same thing: that kiss through the window of my 1990 Pontiac Tempest at 3 in the morning on a snowy street. A person not, ultimately, significant, but the 3rd boy to tell me he loved me and the 2nd one I would believe.
And even when it’s not love – silly infatuations and nonsensical delusions –...
Nick Miller: A Plan for Life. →
To not die until I have accomplished something worthwhile. To not hurt anyone. To not let my beard get completely out of control. To have a few lovers here and there. To write about it. To travel. To buy things for my family. To stop making my Mother cry. To have a house in Victoria Beach. To have a ranch in Montana. To eat good, fresh food. To cook well. To have barefoot excursions and hooded...
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The Extended Quiche Story (Which, By It's Length,...
When someone who you’ve never met but totally want to be – in the least creepy way possible – makes a request, you must oblige. That has to be one of the Ten Commandments of Being on the Internet, right? Even though The Quiche Story is not nearly as interesting as it sounds.
I dated the same boy from the summer before 11th grade (August 2003) until he broke my heart during our first year of...
Crustless cheddar cheese and crab quiche: it’s what’s for dinner.
It’s also the first quiche I’ve cooked since December 2005, when the words “I gave you quiche and you stole my boyfriend” were first uttered.
We’ve come so far, in both quiches and boyfriends.
When you go all I know is you're my favorite...
Today’s hangover cure: haircut, ice cream, Sheryl Crow.
S: i've lost all ambition in life, but to say shit like erykah badu
JM: sheeeyat
While it’s true that I live in the “tropical” part of Japan, Okinawa is being a total bitch with it’s weather. Cold winds, horizontal rain, and 12 degrees? Can we please go back to complaining about how hot it is?
Anyway, to heat my apartment (in a country that lacks central heating), I’m using my oven and stove as much as possible.
For a 4pm lunch: grilled cheese...
I need a hobby that is not tying my hair in various, ridiculous ponytails, awkwardly sticking out from my head in the least flattering angles.
“I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t...”
– Neil Gaiman
“I don’t care what people say, the rush is worth the price I pay. I get so...”
– Ke$ha (someone listened to way too much pop music over the winter break)
I'm on a Boat
Actually. I really, really am. Aboard the Coastal Celebration, BC Ferries makes me incredibly happy with free wireless and fresh french fries. Today: Vancouver. Tomorrow: Okinawa.
And by tomorrow, I mean that I will leave on December 7th and arrive at my apartment on December 9th. Yippee.
Victoria, British Columbia
This is my favourite city for eating. Bagels, noodle box, marble slab, cupcakes, happy!
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You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown
Peppermint Patty: It's been a great year, Chuck. You'll have to admit that. What you do think, Chuck, would be good rules for living in the New Year?
Charlie Brown: Keep the ball low, don’t leave your crayons in the sun, use dental floss every day, don’t spill the shoe polish, always knock before entering, don’t let the ants get in the sugar, never volunteer to be a program chairman, always get your first serve in, and feed your dog whenever he’s hungry.
Peppermint Patty: Will those rules give me a better life, Chuck?
Charlie Brown: The better life and a fat dog.
December 2010
11 posts
You've Escaped: Jack Donaghy's Top 5 Liz Lemon... →
yes please
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By Anaïs Escobar
“You are the Albert Pujols of having problems.” How to explain the hilarity of this one to non-baseball fans, hm. Liz is also the LeBron James of having problems and awkward hair triangles.
“A middle-aged woman saying ‘dude stuff,’ is that on my…