I am obsessed with tracking down my ancestors for my family tree.
Peace Prayer Memorial Park. Okinawa, Japan. (2008)
The giant Texas mug? Not a regular part of Japanese school lunch.
if you like the same music and movies as I do it really doesn’t matter if your face looks like a desk because i’ll still...
10. Your ex-boyfriend has a 6-month-old baby.
9. Your ex-boyfriend’s baby momma is insane. Not in an endearing way but the “fit-for-a-straight-jacket” kind of crazy.
8. Your ex-boyfriend used to be in a gang. And he sold drugs.
7. Your ex-boyfriend wants to be a politician.
6. Your ex-boyfriend is a Republican.
5. Your ex-boyfriend probably thinks he is smarter than you, despite the fact that all evidence points to the contrary.
4. Your ex-boyfriend doesn’t have a phone.
3. Your ex-boyfriend likes the kinds of movies you hate.
2. Your ex-boyfriend cares way more about the way he looks than you care about the way you look, to the point of narcissism and body-building competitions. People who wear flex in speedos for judges are not to be trusted (Why yes, I do recognize that sweeping generalization.)
1. Your ex-boyfriend is not that great of a kisser. You learned to tolerate and adjust but one should not tolerate and adjust with kissing; that’s ridiculous.
*These may apply only to me. Whatever.